Mr. Beano More Dates

I am still rattled by the grown man who found it quite humorous to continually burp and fart after just one date. It was not just ‘letting one slip’ but ‘cocking the leg and bending over’ kind of farting and then laughing hysterically…he was the one laughing hysterically, not me.

We watched a movie one evening…sat on opposite ends of the couch…and he literally, belched, farted and smacked on a wad of gum through the entire movie. I thought I was going to have a full-blown seizure.

Needless to say, there were no sparks and it’s probably a good thing as it may have ignited an explosion.

I am beginning to believe my friends are accurate when they call me a freak magnet and to think…I found this one on my own!!!

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