Mr. Goose That Laid the Golden Egg (NOT)…

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I, briefly, dated a guy who’s smooth moves, one evening, consisted of him roughly grabbing at my chest and making this god-awful honking noise while he gave a quick squeeze. HONK HONK*twitch* *twitch*

When he got no response from me (I was in shock…staring at him with my mouth gaping open), he tried to maneuver my hand between his legs. My immediate reaction was to pull away. His response, “Wow, I must have lost my touch.”

LOST YOUR TOUCH?! More like you are touched (in the head). Seriously, is that supposed to be romantic?

Leave the honking to the geese. They have proven to be successful in laying the golden eggs!!

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