(From my own personal experiences.) Please feel free to share yours as well.
“I was tricked into getting married this weekend.” Yes, I guy I had gone out with a few times actually said this to me. I’d like to know, Why didn’t I know about this ‘fiance’? and did he REALLY think I was stupid enough to believe that someone can be tricked into attending their own wedding. Around here people have to actually apply and sign for a marriage license.
“My wife is not affectionate and the marriage is dead.” Yes, I get hit on by married men all the time. Good luck buddy. No, I do not feel sorry for you and I do not want to be your back-up.
“I have been waiting for the right person to come along and then I will get a divorce.” That seems a little backwards to me. Do the right thing and get the divorce first. (Guys like this are only looking for some ‘side action’.)
more coming soon…